There’s No Way This Is Kendall Jenner’s Butt, Right?
The only thing getting me through most work days are memes or pictures sent to me through various chats that I belong to on Instagram. Most of the time it’s memes. But on occasion I’ll get sent a picture of a pretty girl or some kid that I used to know in high school and it will spark a debate. This morning, at 11:00 a.m. Central Standard Time, such an occasion occurred.
As many of you know, I am a massive Kendall Jenner fan. She drips sex from every pore in her body, and I’m firmly of the belief that she is the most attractive of the entire Kardashian crew. Pierced nipples, a ridiculous body, and by all accounts the most normal person in a family chock full of crazy. Kendall has it all.
Most of my friends know how much I like her, so whenever she posts something particularly raunchy it inevitably get’s sent to me. So this morning one of Kendall Jenner’s more recent pictures got sent to me, with a post script from the person who sent it that said “There’s no way this is her butt.”
I immediately went on the offensive. I said that, without a shadow of a doubt, this was indeed Kendall Jenner’s butt. But then I was sent this picture, with yet another post script reading “this girl does not have that butt.”
So now I’m starting to get nervous. Because from the looks of this picture it could absolutely be argued that the first picture of a butt in a red bathing suit is decidedly not Kendall Jenner’s. Scrambling for answers, I quickly pulled up a few of her older shots which showcase the aforementioned butt.
I mean there’s evidence that is pointing towards the first picture absolutely, unequivocally being Kendall’s butt. But then there are other pictures where she’s looking so thin that it’s tough to believe that she does indeed own the butt in the first picture.
I’m posing this question in a blog because I genuinely don’t know the answer. Is the first picture of the girl in the red bathing suit Kendall Jenner? Does Kendall have a stunt butt that she uses for Instagram shots? Is Kendall Jenner even a real human? I’m not sure.
What I am sure of is that I just had a lot of fun combing through her Instagram looking for pictures of her butt. Hopefully as a collective, we, the people of the internet, can figure out whose butt is in the first picture up top. Thanks for your time.