Michelob Ultra Is The Best Beer On The Market
I’ve been on a bit of a health kick as of late. And by that I mean that I’ve actively been trying to cut down on drunk eating and drinking beer after beer after beer.
Up until about six months ago, Michelob Ultra wasn’t even on my radar. 95 calories? 2.6 carbs? Those stats mean absolutely nothing to a freshly minted 25-year-old. Times have changed, though. I’m 25 and a half now.
I hit the gym and have to work twice as hard to see any sort of progress. I go to a food truck selling street meat and feel like I’m hungover for the next day and a half. The long and short of it is that my metabolism has slowed down a little bit. And that is precisely where Mich Ultra’s come into play.
I’ve given you my thoughts on white and red wine. I’ve rambled for 1,000+ words on why a Tom Collins is the only drink you should have in your hand during the summer. And now I’m here to tell you that from now until you’re no longer able to drink beer, make it a motherfucking Michelob Ultra.
Mich Ultra isn’t a beer. It’s a lifestyle. I mean, take a look at their Instagram page:
Are you kidding me? Who is running this account? Mich Ultra’s IG has me ready to run through a goddamn brick wall. It’s a beer for sportsmen. It’s a beer that screams “I live in a one-bedroom apartment with exposed brick, work out regularly, and actually have a pretty solid 401-k.” Lance Armstrong used to have a sick endorsement deal with the 95 calorie delight before he got caught doping.
Mich Ultra is the beer to drink when you’re living that carefree, active lifestyle. And I know exactly what you’re thinking- “But John, if I’m overheard at the bar ordering a Mich Ultra won’t all of my alpha friends make fun of me?” Uhhh no, because all of your alpha friends have actually been drinking Mich Ultras behind your back for years. I won’t lie to you, it hurt to turn my back on Bud Light and Miller Light. It kills me to walk past a 24-pack of ML’s at the grocery store, but I’m #TeamMich now.
Michelob Ultra is the best kept secret in the world. It’s sophisticated, it’s light, it’s domestic, and it’s refreshing. What the hell more could you ask for?